Post by Admin on Jan 27, 2007 16:22:37 GMT
The best one so far in my opinion, the infamous "tea and scones dispute"
"You can take your tea and drink it! Those foreign imports taste so bad, I thought was going to be sick. Teng, you better remember that I'm in charge of this alliance! You better do..."
In quite a temper, Li Damu stormed back to his men, awaiting the arrival of the invading force of Zhuge Hong.
"You say my tea tastes bad!? I'll have you know that it is prime imports from other provinces, the finest tea in all of the land!" Zao Teng threw his scone at the retreating back of Li Damu then sat down and muttered to Lee San.
"Nobody appreciates tea anymore these days, even though I am the best conissuer in all of the land, even as much so as the tea is the best. I need a woman..." Just then the young Zao Cheng ran up to Zao Teng.
"Sir, Zhuge Hong has arrived! He has his men with him, a large army, about the size of ours!" Throwing aside his half finished scone and putting down the cup of tea, that would, no doubt be cold once the battle was over Zao Teng shouted the order to march, then he regarded the tea mournfully.
"And it was such a good batch too..." wiping a tear from his eye he drew his sword, mounted his horse and moved out.
"If that is the best, I simply do not want to know what the worst is! Your scones are stale too!"
;D ;D
dotwo said:
Zao Teng arrived with his officers to have a look at the battle field, after taking a few minutes to talk to his officers and walked ove to Li Damu snd told him the tactics, but Li damu didn't agree, so they talk over a scone and biscuits and a cup of tea and found out the "real tactics".admin said:
Li Damu glared at Zao Teng, his tactics were the real tactics here! And anyway, he didn't like scones!"You can take your tea and drink it! Those foreign imports taste so bad, I thought was going to be sick. Teng, you better remember that I'm in charge of this alliance! You better do..."
In quite a temper, Li Damu stormed back to his men, awaiting the arrival of the invading force of Zhuge Hong.
dotwo said:
Zao Teng choked on his scone."You say my tea tastes bad!? I'll have you know that it is prime imports from other provinces, the finest tea in all of the land!" Zao Teng threw his scone at the retreating back of Li Damu then sat down and muttered to Lee San.
"Nobody appreciates tea anymore these days, even though I am the best conissuer in all of the land, even as much so as the tea is the best. I need a woman..." Just then the young Zao Cheng ran up to Zao Teng.
"Sir, Zhuge Hong has arrived! He has his men with him, a large army, about the size of ours!" Throwing aside his half finished scone and putting down the cup of tea, that would, no doubt be cold once the battle was over Zao Teng shouted the order to march, then he regarded the tea mournfully.
"And it was such a good batch too..." wiping a tear from his eye he drew his sword, mounted his horse and moved out.
admin said:
Li Damu ignored Zao Teng in a huff, he didn't care what the ruler said, that tea did not taste good! He turned round and shot back."If that is the best, I simply do not want to know what the worst is! Your scones are stale too!"
;D ;D